ELOÏSE LIKES WRITING: HELLOÏSE AND SWELLOÏSE
I can imagine the version of me that's 3 times worse than me (Helloïse), and the version of me that's 3 times better (Swelloïse). Helloïse is withdrawn, rigid, cowardly, and particular. Swelloïse is frighteningly competent, fun, and even more odd than me. I've found that "What Would Swelloïse Do?" is a useful question to ask.
[A friend's response to this post: "I think you're doing perfectly Welloïse."]