ELOÏSE LIKES WRITING: PRINCESS TECHNOLOGY
It's common knowledge that things like cars have improved a lot since the 1930s, but something I don't see talked about is our stunning advances in princess technology.
2026 Glinda is better than 1939 Glinda in every way. She's prettier. Her dress is more ambitious and more beautiful. Her crown is more refined, her wand more exquisite, her mannerisms more elegant. A devastating mogging of 1939 Glinda. We've just gotten better at everything.
