ELOÏSE LIKES WRITING: PRINCESS TECHNOLOGY
It's common knowledge that things like cars have improved a lot since the 1930s, but something I don't see talked about is our stunning advances in princess technology.
2026 Glinda is better than 1939 Glinda in every way (except her personality, as a bit). She's prettier. Her dress is more ambitious and more beautiful. Her crown is more refined, her wand more exquisite, her mannerisms more elegant. A devastating mogging of 1939 Glinda. We've just gotten better at everything.
