ELOÏSE LIKES WRITING: SILENT CUTS
When the LLMs take my software engineering job I'm going to go to cosmetology school and open a haircut place called Silent Cuts. Introverts who need haircuts are a desperately underserved niche - the kind of people who go to cosmetology school are usually chatty extroverts who try to talk through the whole haircut. Additionally, I think haircuts are going to be one of the last things to be automated: robotics lag LLMs, and furthermore, it's scary to have a robot wielding blades around your head. The first haircut robot is going to machete someone's ear and set the whole industry back a couple years, buying me some sweet sweet time.
[@bashu_thanks's response to this post: "Screenshotting this so I can support my eventual false flag conspiracy when the first ears come off"]